The crazy dog man is hilarious; the hands down winner of the ”craziest dog man of the week” award.
Skip to the 15 second mark for all the looped outrageousness.
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I loves me some stop motion videos.
Big ups to the “broken fingaz crew” from Israel for this dope vid.
Good job.
Toddler Rape - He was totally asking for it with that wifebeater/diaper combo. Irresistible!
Kick Ass looks… well… Kick ass.
Although I totally realize that it’s a movie for teens, I want to see this movie based solely on the fact that I too used to (still?) ponder what it would be like to be a superhero.
If only for the superheroine poon
Even just last year, I had a dream that I had Wolverine claws. I dreamed that I was at a carnival, waiting in line for the bumper cars, when all of a sudden, my hands began to itch like crazy. I didn’t think much of it, but then I felt something poking out from under my skin. I knew right away what was happening (because it was MY dream, you see) and I hid my hands behind my back.
But the weirdest part of it wasn’t the fact that I had bone claws growing out of my freaking hands. It’s kind of depressing, but even in my superhero dreams, it’s almost as though I think that the superheros from comic books are so unrealistic to the point that I dreamed that I had Wolverine claws growing out of my hands, but they were little tiny bone nubs.
But that didn’t stop me from totally kicking some bad guy’s ass at the carnival though. He stole a girl’s purse and was getting away. Thanks to my Wolverine-ness, I could jump like a freak, and I was able to jump up and over the guy, cut him off, and punch him in the face repeatedly with my little bone claw nubs. Unfortunately, they were those slow, I feel like my hands weigh a thousand pounds each, dream sequence punches. But I guess they got the job done.
Ultimately, even though I had stopped a criminal, the mutant fearing public chased me out of the carnival. For having claws. That’s racist. In my dream. !!!
Whoa. whahopin.
Anyways, yeah. I kind of want to see this movie.
This video speaks to my soul.
“A man… Punched me in the face”
To the Situation: I see you.
One of my favorite videos on YouTube. Bill Hicks’ closing words of his 1993 performance titled “Revelations” (watch the entire show on YouTube). It’s unfair to remember Bill Hicks as just another stand-up comedian that was taken too soon. I can see how many people would have been turned off by his no-bullshit demeanor, but I was (am) captivated by it.
To all you kiddies out there looking for some type of guidance, something to think is “cool”…. Turn off MTV and listen to something real for once. Sit back and listen to Bill Hicks for a while, and try not to hurt your neck while your head is straightened. Then, once you’ve stopped guffawing (it’s funny because it’s true!) try and appreciate the fact that you’ve just listened to someone who wasn’t afraid to tell it like it is.
‘Community’ on NBC (watch full episodes here) has to be one of my favorite new shows this year. It’s definitely one of the few shows that actually makes me laugh out loud (besides ‘It’s Always Sunny’).
Does anyone else not really laugh when they’re watching TV or a movie by themselves? I find that I laugh out loud a lot more often when I’m with others, but when I’m alone, only really funny things will makes me laugh.
“The Wonder years without the narration is like a period piece version of The Hills”
It took him 16 seconds to say “It’s ketchup”!
(via FilmDrunk via OhHaveYouSeenThis)
They may as well have called it “The Facialyzer” or “The Handjob-omatic”.
Drunk Squirrel:
What they don’t show you is the squirrel going home and beating his wife and kids.
Don’t drink and climb.
