Posted 12 hours ago

I WANT THIS APP.

The app’s name is Everyday Looper, and you can get it from the Apple iTunes App Store for a measly $4.99.  GO GO GO!

On second though, I don’t really want the app.  What I want is to be as good as the Frenchie in the video.  I know in that the app only seems cool because the guy using it is really talented (and, uh… GAY!  Yeah, he’s gay!).  I would probably end up making it sound like grown-ups in Charlie Brown cartoons.  “MWA MW MWA MWA MWAAAAAAA~”

Posted 18 hours ago

Lost + Baywatch = Pretty decent credits, dontcha think?

Posted 1 day ago
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Aaaaaaaangry!: The first single from the Raaaaaaaandy Mixtape.

For those of you not in the know, Raaaaaaaandy is Aziz Ansari’s alter-ego/character that made an appearance in the Sandler/Apatow movie “Funny People”.

I personally enjoy Aziz’s original stand-up better.  Highly recommended.

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 6 days ago
(via tiresome)
My girlfriend and I make these whenever we get the chance.  They are delicious and I wouldn’t not hesitate to eat a whole fruit pizza in order to get my daily recommended servings of fruit, as well as my life-time recommended serving of sugar.
The best part is, they’re not even all that hard to make!
Here’s a picture of our very first attempt at making one of these delicious desserts:

(note to self: use more strawberries, and raspberries to be published on a random blog)
(also, THE SECRET INGREDIENT: An unquenchable need for praise)

(via tiresome)

My girlfriend and I make these whenever we get the chance.  They are delicious and I wouldn’t not hesitate to eat a whole fruit pizza in order to get my daily recommended servings of fruit, as well as my life-time recommended serving of sugar.

The best part is, they’re not even all that hard to make!

Here’s a picture of our very first attempt at making one of these delicious desserts:

(note to self: use more strawberries, and raspberries to be published on a random blog)

(also, THE SECRET INGREDIENT: An unquenchable need for praise)

Posted 6 days ago

YEAH, WHAT THAT KID SAID!

YEAH, WHAT THAT KID SAID!

Posted 6 days ago

Benjamin Linus of yesteryear.

Before Michael Emerson’s creepy eyeballs took reign over our nightmares, he was teaching prison guards how to deal with unruly prisoners.

Talk about range.

(Story via Warming Glow)

Posted 6 days ago

Australian TV anchors play curling on the Wii.

It’s funny because it looks like they’re masturbating!

Posted 6 days ago

The Silver Lining on Depression's Dark Cloud

An intriguing look at the possible correlation of depression and its ability to increase focus, concentration, and creativity.

Charles Darwin was suspected to have suffered from depression. Could his world-changing discovery be attributed to his affliction?

Studies have found that during bouts of depression, blood flow increases to the portion of the brain that controls what we pay attention to (the ventrolateral prefrontal cortex, or VLPFC for short).  Neuroscientists are speculating that the increased prefrontal activity facilitates rumination, allowing people to focus more deliberately on specific problems.  It’s also being said that depression can help people be more creative.  People have contemplated this very relationship for years, but this is interesting because it’s the first time that scientific data is being used to quantify this theory.

I’m no rocket scientist, but I do consider myself to be more analytical of certain situations.  I would also consider myself to be slightly more “real” about things, and sometimes feel like I suffer from “depressive realism”.  It could be perceived as pessimism, but like most pessimists, I get frustrated at telling haters that I’m not being negative, simply “realistic”.

Anyhow, the article is a very interesting one, and if you want a more concise, better written overview of it, you can find one here.

Posted 1 week ago

I dread to think at all the mean, heartless, inhuman things our cyborg children will be saying about all the ‘getting down’ we did in 2001!

Cyborg Child 1: “011100101 00101101011001 10001011,  10001 00101001  1001001100 101001 0101000001101000111000101!”

Cyborg Child 2: “1010101011101011001!”

Ok, I just gave myself nightmares.